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Stay warm, stay protected. The Hex-Proof Velveteen Plush Blanket wraps you in softness and shields you from bad vibes. Perfect for mortals who love cozy comfort but aren’t ready to wrestle with spellwork, this blanket turns every couch, bed, or binge-watch session into a curse-free zone.
- Velveteen plush = silky soft touc - Vibrant print on one side, cozy blank reverse - Hex-Proof sigil: bold style, curse-free comfort - Double-stitched durability—because flimsy fabric is for normies. - 100% polyester (sorcery-soft, cruelty-free). - Medium heavy-weight plush: cozy enough for a séance, light enough for a binge scroll.
Care Instructions (Treat it like a Familiar): - No dry-cleaning—this blanket doesn’t like strangers. - No bleach—seriously, that’s just rude. - Machine wash cold, tumble low, hand wash if you really love it. - Do not iron— air magic only.
