Shipping & Delivery

🔮 Let's Talk Shipping 🔮

Look, I'm just going to be straight with you. Shipping's a bitch!

Here's the deal: I operate this witchy empire from rural northern Manitoba. And when I say rural, I mean the kind of place where the nearest pot shop is a 45-minute drive, and the beavers outnumber the people.
Because of my delightfully remote location, Canada Post has blessed me with exactly ONE shipping option:

$20.95 flat rate

I know. I KNOW. I can hear you sigh from here. But there's a silver lining:

✨ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $150 ✨
✨ FREE Local Delivery ✨

Local = Grandview, Dauphin, Roblin areas
(if you haven't heard these words before, then you don't qualify)

That's it. Trust me, if I could offer cheaper shipping, I absolutely would. But unless you want me to train a flock of ravens (tempting, but unreliable), we're working with what we've got.

The good news? Once you hit that $150 mark, shipping is completely free. So if you were thinking about grabbing a few items anyway, might as well make it worth your while, right? Think of it as the universe encouraging you to treat yourself.

The other good news? Every order is packed with love, a questionable sense of humor, and absolutely zero judgment about what you're ordering or why.

Thanks for understanding, and thanks for supporting a small business in the middle of nowhere. 💜

You're the best kind of people.